Chocolate Love (You May Laugh)
Are chocolate lovers crazy? In my line of business I have encountered many people who just cannot get enough of it, and therefore would qualify for the title of "Crazy For Chocolate Person" (and I'm quite willing to entertain the possibility that I may be one of them). I certainly wouldn't want to be the one nominated for the role of telling some amongst them, that henceforth, they will not be allowed to indulge in their self prescribed elixir of life. The idea that, any suggestion of chocolate being prohibited, could lead to extreme behaviour, has inspired these thoughts and quotations. Do you think I'm crazy?...
In the beginning, there was the word...and the word was Xocalati (Aztec name for cacao, meaning 'bitter water').
There are three important things in life: Love, chocolate,...and..er...and remembering to buy chocolate. (Chocolate is the most popular confectionary flavour in the world).
Last week, I saw a swimming pool full of chocolate liquor; and as usual, I had to go and put my foot in it-well to be honest, it was both feet. (Americans are the largest consumers of chocolate in the world.)
I had a 'near death' experience, and I saw the light, and the light was leading me into a shiny brown, and the shiny brown was surrounded by, what looked like almonds. (The majority of almonds produced, are used in the chocolate industry).
We were the first to build a house completely from chocolate. Two months later, here we are; homeless-but not hungry!
Obviously, the person that said, "Music is the food of life," never tasted it. (Chocolate cravings cannot be satisfied by any flavour other than chocolate).
If chocolates and flowers are the way to a girl's heart, then why do they not make chocolate flowers? (Twice as many women than men eat chocolate).
Susan asked Mary, "So what would you do if I took all that chocolate away?" Mary replied, "So what would you do if you had to carry all that chocolate, and you weren't allowed to leave...Never ever!
"At the end of the day, people are all the same, we all want and need the same things, dont we?" "Yeh right! Speak for yourself dude!" (A study by Dr Gene-Jack Wang, showed increase brain activity in research participants (similar to that of cocaine addicts) when exposed to their favourite foods).
Tomorrow's another day. "Oh dear, back to the shops again."
Money is everything. You can't get chocolate without it. (Americans spend about $13 billion on chocolate annually).
I have become an optimist. The larder isn't half empty; it just has more space for...chocolate... things....
If faith really can move a mountain, then why couldn't she carry a bigger box of chocolates when she visited yesterday?
"I just don't know what you see in that man, After all, he's just a candy store worker." (The average chocolate lover will consume about 14,500 chocolate bars in a lifetime).
"I would run a million miles just to be by your side... The chocolate side of course, not the wafer side."
They say that chocolate gives you a boost of energy. I bought all this chocolate because I'm planning to run a marathon. Sometime soon... Honestly! (Chocolate contains the stimulants: Theobromine, phenylethylamine, serotonin, sugar and caffeine).
Two chocolate chips were sitting on a freshly baked cookie. One looked up at the sky and said, "it's nice here, isn't it?" The other replied, "no, I'd much rather be in a bar."
"So what if I do have a chip on my shoulder? You should see what I have in my pockets." (It is thought that the chocolate chip was invented accidentally by a cook whose chocolate bits didn't melt in a cake she baked).
In the cold light of day, chocolate tastes just right. (When melting chocolate, the temperature should not exceed 115F for dark chocolate and 110F for milk Chocolate).
If you were in my shoes, you'd have very sticky feet. (Cocoa butter is a by-product of the chocolate making process, and is most commonly used in body lotions other such skin related products).
"My son, friends will come, friends will go. But chocolate doesn't have legs."
Who would have thought that chocolate could become so popular, without being featured on a reality TV show. (The UK chocolate confectionary industry boasts sales of 500,000t annually plus exports)
Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Lloyd_Gordon